I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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