I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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