why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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