I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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