He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Randomize
