brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
it glows. i had to have it.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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