this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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