just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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