Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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