Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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