maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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