I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
