My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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