Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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