Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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