Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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