best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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