i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I wish I only lived at night.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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