Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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