Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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