i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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