she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
