i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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