What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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