I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
