Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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