didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I party with great urgency now.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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