did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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