Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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