Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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