She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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