I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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