i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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