Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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