Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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