They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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