Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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