lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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