I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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