the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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