I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
