Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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