i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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