If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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