Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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