Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
