How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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