Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I need to sanitize my soul.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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