remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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