just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
