I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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