I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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