are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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