the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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