just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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