On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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